I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
