question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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