How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Randomize
