you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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