ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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