Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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