He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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