your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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