if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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