Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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