wanna go halves on a baby?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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