i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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