Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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