Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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