Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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