He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Randomize
