I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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