yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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