Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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