i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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