He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
tell me about the eggs
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