If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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