Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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