he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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