Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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