Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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