I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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