Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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