so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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