Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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