im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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