Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Alive.
So much puke
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
