love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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