He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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