Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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