problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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