She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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