You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I need to align my fucking chakras
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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