the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I'm really busy with my period
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