we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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