Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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