I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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