dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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