You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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