So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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