Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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