Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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