Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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