its not stalking. its research.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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