at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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