i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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