I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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