why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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