He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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