i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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