Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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