Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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