Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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