New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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